What is the funniest pet name you ever heard?

and why was it funny?

What is the funniest pet name you ever heard?
my friend has a dog named Dildo. Imagine how everyone stares at him everytime he calls his dog, "come Dildo, play dead Dildo...."
Reply:ours crack me up...





we have two cats named spaz %26amp; skitzo - and two gerbils named herkemer %26amp; snicklefritz
Reply:Funniest-HaHa
Reply:Doobie burnout....he's a cute lil Chihuahua and his owners are who else.....but some really cool stoners!...lol it is funny for obvious reasons.... 鈾?Cassie
Reply:Slubi for a ferret. Its just a really odd name :)
Reply:i knew someone who had a cat named Mouse !
Reply:My friends named their hamster "hambone". Don't know why or why it's funny....it just is.
Reply:Rocky because thats my name





It has been squirrels, dogs, and cats also
Reply:A guinea pig named Warp Drive.





You have to be a Star Trek AND a guinea pig fan to know why I nearly laughed myself silly!





It was right here on Yahoo Answers, this lady had a question about her guinea pigs!
Reply:Duke. No real reason..I just thought the way you say it is funny.
Reply:A dog named:which one
Reply:my friend named his supercalafragil......(somthin like that)


and it was so funny because a lot of people get tongue twisted lol
Reply:there is a dog at work, his name, i am not kidding is: THE SECRET NINJA. unfortunately he doesn't come to the or secret or ninja. lol
Reply:Dicko, it was funny because the people didnt really realize anything odd about the name.





My dog is named Kitty :D
Reply:my cousins chi is named


PETRIE BALBOA


petrie from the land before time


and balboa for rocky balboa.


i jsust thought it was a very goofy but CUTE name


:)
Reply:Funniest I can think of:





Sex. Imagine going into get a dog license for that. "I need a license for Sex please"





Askum. What's your dog's name? "Askum" See how many people turn to the dog and "Askum"
Reply:the name i heard was


shangabangalongaginga which means "blazing fire in Indian"


their Indian





lol
Reply:Wally the one eyed trouser trout
Reply:Bob...haha..cracks me up every time