What is the funniest pet name you have ever heard?

My cats name is Lil Bastard!! when he scratches me I say "stop that you lil bastard"

What is the funniest pet name you have ever heard?
satan .... as in "satan is chasing me!" or "satan bit me!"
Reply:A cat named dog.A dog named sloan.A dog named Jelly.
Reply:I met someone that had named there cat "stripper". he said it was a long story and he wouldnt tell me the story... go figure.
Reply:dioji


pronounced d. o. g.
Reply:Baby Jezzimoo
Reply:Chimichanga
Reply:Mister Snuffeluffilkins.
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for you other person who answered first.........that's impressive!
Reply:mr. berkyvonschnauzer





ahha !
Reply:Dad named the cat Dumbazz
Reply:Chadrack ......he was a chihuahua
Reply:Guess








(The dogs name was Guess)
Reply:fruitcup
Reply:koquita
Reply:A dog was named DeeOgee. Like D-O-G!
Reply:Boogers lol
Reply:I named a dog Grillum because its fur reminded me of a brillo pad.
Reply:my friend named her dog...YOOLAH MOOLAH


sometimes she just calls her yoomooh for short...
Reply:Foofy...who names an animal that?! Its retarded!
Reply:Catzilla





(my friend's... she was the sweetest cat too, Zilla for short)
Reply:a cat named coochie.. and a dog named dark soid..
Reply:..Jajaja this is gonna sound so dumb ..but my moms friend named her dog boobie ..idk why she just did ...
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Dog's name - Monkey, a friend's daughter has him.
Reply:my friend named her dog deeohgee (d-o-g)
Reply:My dog's name is Noodle. And he's a poodle. (Helps me remember).
Reply:pickle





so cute :D
Reply:my friend name their dog dick head..
Reply:Kobe- is that a name 4 a freakin' dog? jeez
Reply:haha, my friend had a cat named Commere. like "come here" lol
Reply:my birds name is Bubba (i dont know why)


and my brothers name is Greg