Whats the funniest pet name someone has given you?

My ex boyfriend used to call me chicken lips or his little nest of vipers. And when we were at the bar he would say "a pint of arsnic for the woman" We had a very good relationship, it was just his sense of humour! My current boyfriend calls me sexy (which drives me nuts!!)


so come on, whats your funny nickname/pet name!!?

Whats the funniest pet name someone has given you?
my first ex partner used to call me "barracuda mouth" when we'd have arguments
Reply:my girlfriend and her young kids stayed at my place during a tough time. there was only 1 extra room and she was going through alot of head trauma at the time, so I let her two kids sleep in my bed (my god, it's hell wearing pjs!!) anyhow..they'd been through a bunch ,too (abusive dad/husband). So in the mornings, first thing, Emma (who slept in the middle) would look at me and laugh (flattering I know) and point at my 'chicken hair'...she meant rooster, I'm sure. Then while I'm stumbling for my coffee and to make them pancakes , the giggles never stopped. The nickname stuck for a while...thankfully 'chicken hair' has faded.


my boyfriend called me 'my little curmudgeon'...lmao. I'm not explaining that one.
Reply:MCTITTY
Reply:My brother used to call me Dragon Farts... this is when we were little by the way, it's not a recent thing! My boyfriend calls me Sticky, that's due to me often cooking up sticky treats!
Reply:Rocket Rhonda
Reply:Until I was about 10 years old, my dad used to call me "tripe hound"..!
Reply:liver (my name is olivia)
Reply:sugar that's what he calls me "hey sugar"
Reply:He just called me this yesterday....Ha ha ....Sugar Britches!!!! :) He's so Southern!
Reply:I don't do pet names :)
Reply:Lately it's Monkey! Don't know why.
Reply:my mom has called me stinky butt since i was a baby,im 15 and she still does. ughh
Reply:Sparrow.............feck knows...........hey but I love him
Reply:We always end up with animal names or over the top cute crap. Pig, Bear, Boo... it's nauseating for anyone else around lol