What's the silliest pet name you've ever heard?

Weiner, Dork, Peter (any human name is hilarious), Piglet





Any ones that make you snicker and giggle?

What's the silliest pet name you've ever heard?
We had a Greater Northern Hill Mynah Bird that we called "Bombs Away". Cause shortly after we fed him water-soaked raisins, he would spread his wings and start dropping "bombs" on the bottom of his cage.





After a while, he would spread his wings, start dropping "bombs" on his cage floor and actually say "Bombs Away". --- (with a little coaching from Uncle Wayne)





He finally stunk us out of house and home. So we trained him to wolf whistle and say "pretty lady" when a woman entered the room.





Now, to find a female perspective buyer for the dirty bird.





Simple: The add in the classifieds read, "Exotic Minah Bird for sale; cost $600, ...... will sell for $300. ...... (Its gold- plated cage is free.)"





Result: When the first woman appeared to see the Bird, we had him in the foyer, and he gave her a wolf whistle and said, "Pretty Lady ...Pretty Lady".





Case closed:
Reply:the wierdest one i have ever heard is boob for a cat which is just silly Report Abuse

Reply:A friend of mine had a dog named,DIOGI..pronounced ..


D O G





My sister had a cat with white paws named, "White Sox"
Reply:I once had a beagle named Candy.... but the way she chase rabbits.... I called her buckshot Candy. I loved that dog, and she loved me.... I guess I'll see her in heaven:)
Reply:hello brother in Christ had a dog named kookie he was a Chihuahua, and he was goofy,so i gave him that name, and my last 2 dogs one a rot chow mix i named him smooth because he was just that his bark was smooth, my other dog 's name Chico,aka shark dog because when he would eat he just wouldn't chew his food he would swallow it hole....
Reply:I named my cat qweef
Reply:hicky dicky pick wicky


no seriously my friend named her pet fish that
Reply:Well, my brother has a dog named Pooter. Poots, for short. I think she has a pedigree name, but she ended up being Pooter. Pretty silly.
Reply:my nephew had a cat named D.O.G.


he would say the letters all together.


a friend has a black lab mix, named cooter.


and we have a pair of male litter mates, one i call honi,


the other I call yoker.
Reply:Not funny but kinda lame.....a cat named "Cat"
Reply:My miniature pinscher is named hoof hearted.
Reply:d o g (pronounce the letters, not the word as a whole.) for a dog.
Reply:There are many. One is Plabba, and another Plamfee.
Reply:Derman- d- home-dog
Reply:More dumb than funny:





My father was given a German Sheperd with the name of "Hitler". The dumbest pet name I've ever heard. Poor dog. LOL
Reply:i once had a cat named "whiskey".and i have a love bird named "jibber."his mate's name was" jabber."because they jibbered and jabbered all day.they even had me jibbering and jabbering all day. my old man likes the name "basty nastard".but then there's "george"which the name may not be silly but he is. he's a umberella cockatoo.
Reply:my cousins cats name is lebowitz, and my grandparents old dogs name was sassafrass. and my cousin's dogs are reno and vegas.
Reply:dog's name: budoy!
Reply:there was a dog that boarded at the place I worked, his name was The Secret Ninja.
Reply:My grandfather had an old farm dog of questionable parentage that he called Come-and-eat. All of us kids called him Lassie, because we did not know that name was for females, but Come-and-eat was a smart dog, and answered to either name.
Reply:i grew up on a farm. we had a male donkey (jackass) named mark, after my dad.we had dogs named jethro, biscuit, elvis, bubba and a lazy old brittany spaniel named never-sweat. we had a cat named flea, a cat named guido, and i don't know how many we had that were named thomas or tom or tommy. my dad gave most of his animals the sirname of the people he bought them from, so alot of the cows had the same name, but he always knew which kaiser or heimsoth or scnackenberg he was talking about.
Reply:By far the WORST dog name I have ever heard was "stupid"





I was grooming the dog and to get the dog to respond I had to say "sit stupid, good dog stupid" etc." I felt so bad for the dog.
Reply:Cutie Pie - guinea pig
Reply:A dog named "PITA"


Stands for Pain in the A**





Also, a newt named "Gingrich"





My dogs names are Pete and Dixie - though I don't consider them funny, other people might.
Reply:My cat is named "moo" because he has cow markings on his side.
Reply:Sir-Poop-A-Lot was the name of a neighborhood dog.
Reply:Dioji.
Reply:Pecker-a bird.
Reply:Guinea Pigs- Bilbo, Gordy


Cats - Gorgar, Farrah, Marv, Pablo, Mleh, Bob, Roach

ginger lily