What is the goofiest pet name you've been called by your loved one?

I'm looking for the weirdest, off the wall, pet name that you have called your loved one or have been called.


Actually, who cares! if you've heard your friend get called something retarded, share!

What is the goofiest pet name you've been called by your loved one?
Sweet Knee


My husband's Griz, I'm Weasel, our son is Greasel, and our daughter is Weazzly
Reply:stuffing.





My name is stephanie, which gets turned to stephy which got turned into stuffing sometime in 11th grade by my best friend. don't ask me why, all i can remember is that it started near thanksgiving. :P
Reply:Lollygobbles Blissbombs! (Friend's husband called her!)
Reply:


Doody Girl.....let's just say I have constant stomach problems. LOL





My husband's a regular riot! He started calling me this way back when we started dating almost 10 years ago. Awwww....
Reply:Gabenchuous
Reply:I've heard:


Samson





Monkey Clown





And of friend called his girlfriend "Debra" though her name was Denise.
Reply:Apple Dumplins


Pumpkin Pie
Reply:Shmoopy (from Seinfeld)
Reply:My husband calls me Monkey Butt! I don't know why..... my butt isn't blue OR red.