What is the worst pet name you have ever been called?

Bunny Toes

What is the worst pet name you have ever been called?
Crabby Abby





My friend Ashlyn has it worse.





Ashzilla


DisASHter


Ash ketchum


Ashinator


bioterrorist (long story that she still blames on AMac)








My friend Michael was once called Michigan.





And James is Jamesey Boy





Brian used to be Princess. Poor kid...


But we don't call him that anymore.











Funnerific, right?
Reply:When I was Sophomore in High School, the Cheerleaders and Jocks called me 'Fish' They gave me Three super Atomic Wedgies in a Row. Three of them reached into my pants and lifted me off the bleachers by the band of my underpants during a Pep rally.





I didn't think they would do it again after the first time. They did. After the third time, they looked at me with , come on, let us do it again.





If they didn't want me to sit with them, all they had to do was ask me to move and I would have moved. Oddly, the Vice Principal never saw them do this to me, but at a Pep rally when i was a Freshman, he saw me throw a paper Airplane During a Pep Rally. Oh, he failed to see the person above me toss it down. I just sent it on it's way to the floor. My Alma Maters mascot is The Jets
Reply:My brother "Michael H In New Orleans" has a dog named Norma Jean (Marilyn Monroe's real name was Norma Jean Baker). I think that is a little strange. Wait a minut I read the question wrong. I don't know about a name but my ex-wife use to say "Does Pauly want a .........?" when she was in the mood. My real names Paul.
Reply:Hi CherryCheri.. Love your name hon.. I love cherrys on almost anything.


I don't have a pet by that name.. My neighbor does, but she's a little loopy if you know what I mean..:-)) Happy Halloween honey, have a great weekend..:-)))))
Reply:BonBon.





Doesn't that just make you think of some GROSSLY FAT woman?





I always get this picture in my head of a huge woman who can't get off the couch, eating chocolates.





How can I tell my Mommy to stop calling me that?
Reply:True story: when I was a kid, my dad would call me Garbage. Then I got a pet parakeet and named him Garbage so my dad would stop.
Reply:"Stinks". Seriously. By my mother.
Reply:Probably "Snookums"....lol...!!
Reply:I'm the person that gives them muhahaha.. ;)
Reply:Mikey Wickey - I finally got my wife to stop that after a couple of years of marriage.
Reply:Tony Orlando.
Reply:Dragon lady
Reply:Sugar Britches
Reply:She used to call me "Beach..."





(At least I hope she was a "she...")





*runs away crying*
Reply:Giant Walrus Penile Bone. (REALLY)
Reply:begonia *shudders*


i hate it.
Reply:Well if you must know, schnookums, it was pookie bear
Reply:"Hey Buddy" yes, from a former boyfriend
Reply:haha probably pooh bear or goose...



Reply:honey bunch :(
Reply:don't have any but my friend was called papaya!LOL
Reply:Uh, Butch
Reply:"Dumpling"... I hate it...
Reply:My dad used to call me "whore".
Reply:Worst!? I havent had a bad pet name!
Reply:For years I thought my first name was Dammit... lol
Reply:babe
Reply:honey comb...I'm sweeter than that cereal, darnit! lol
Reply:Honey Bunny. Ewww, I Hate It When My BoyFren Calls Me It =O.
Reply:My ex called me Pookie Bear. Ugh....I soooo hated it!