What should I name my pet rock?

It's bigger than a bread box but size doesn't matter.

What should I name my pet rock?
"Waste of money?"
Reply:Gibraltar
Reply:Maybe, eventually, you morons will realize this not so original question has been asked about a hundred times, and is genuinely not funny.
Reply:George.
Reply:Rocky Balboa
Reply:rocky


rockafella


pebbles


stone


chips





hey i hear that you can teach them alot of tricks like sit and stay and lie down and so on is yours cuddly ; )
Reply:u should name it after u but instead make it a little different like nicky
Reply:Pebbles.


Nova.


Penguin (hey, y not???) lol


Maggie
Reply:Rocky
Reply:Rooky. I think it's a cute name and suits a large rock. Or of course there's Balu and that would suit well if it had a blue, grey kind of colouring. If it's more yellow then Goldo would be cool. More red, Lava. More green, Slimer. If it's blach or charcoaly then Sootie. There's a bunch. Ooh, and Rodney is cute for a rock.
Reply:"Rocky" ?
Reply:Rocker (male) and RockStar(female)
Reply:Fredrock, Halstein, or Torsten.
Reply:Bob.
Reply:Rocker
Reply:Rocky Bowboa