What's the funniest name for a pet that you've ever heard?

Someone I used to know had a cat named "Lightbulb".

What's the funniest name for a pet that you've ever heard?
how about Brunhilda.
Reply:My sister's Chihuahua was named Fanny Adams. What made it hilarious is that she is married to a very large, stocky, Task Force policeman...so to see him out in the dark wandering up and down the front yard calling "Fannnnnny, Fannnnny, you'd better come out or you are getting a smacking!"


ROFLMAO!! Gawd, after all these years it still makes me laugh so hard I cry!





Our Cat is named Hannon after the local rubbish removal company!
Reply:well my ant is called antonia the ant warrier of egypt pretti funny


i have a parrot called parrot


and a fish called gobble the cat mofo
Reply:two names one was mean but i knew a dog named D.O.G and my friend had a cat named kitty but frought alot with other toms and became s#$tty
Reply:my grampa named his dogs.... "Bush" %26amp; "Gorbachev"
Reply:My sister is a fourth grade teacher and she got a class guinea pig and the kids named it zincoff
Reply:well i know a cat named dog and a 3 fish named please - eat - me
Reply:my mate got a huge stick insect just so he could call it Fishing Rod.


he also has simes cat called honky.
Reply:senior puffypuff for a very fat... i mean fluffy cat
Reply:My cousins had a dog whose name (Cantonese) is "Dai Bun Juu," which roughly translates out to "Big Stupid Pig."
Reply:ottomattic demon,skyscraper(for my friends chihuhua),curtian hangerand many more
Reply:Someone I know had a cat called Cray Bait.
Reply:BUTTNUGGET.
Reply:My cousins dogs name is Bo-Di-Da-Lee
Reply:deathbreath and chainsaw
Reply:FART BUT AND MOMMY LOO