What is your pet name for your partner?

He just called me a "dwarf" what a nerve and now I feel inferior.


CHARMING! Pfft!

What is your pet name for your partner?
Mother ******** Son of a Putrid Lint-ball with No Balls Olympic Sized Dickwad Would F*ck Anything Can't Spell "Bambi" Right Master Bater Lazy Azz Won't Geta F*cking Job With A Big Dick But Who Cares Cuz He Wouldn't Know What to do With It Eats With Mouth Open Which Makes Me Wanna ******** Stab Him or Myself in Throat With Chicken Thigh Always Threatening Suicide or Murder When Alcoholically Challenged Drunk Driver Stoned Allthetime Loser Who Can't Handle Life's Difficulties Like a Man Shitty Father, Which Isthe Worst Ofall In My Books Took Six Months To Learn The Alphabet Uptothe Letter "G" Cheap Racist Sexist Swine Momma's Apron String Sucking F*cking Loser
Reply:My Partner in Crime, Shcooter. (The Scoundrel)


My Little Indian Twin Brother, Teddie bear. (Ted M P)


My Cuban (cigar) lover, Absolutely. (Rotter)


My Special lover, Farcy Sinkspout. (Percy Fawcette)


My Lover with a Toothache, Bob the Bachelor Biscuit Boy. (Bob)
Reply:I call mine Little Fishy, but I think he prefers Big Fish! Although, recently I've been calling him anything that comes to mind; like sausage, or sticky, or fish face... baffles him most of the time!
Reply:I call him





Tator, sugar bunches of oats, or smelley.
Reply:Ullagan
Reply:i call my bf by his name, but he calls me babes or gorgeous or stuff like that...but when he calls me by my name- even my real nickname..it means iv dun summat bad lol =]
Reply:He calls me baby, I dont particulary like it..but he does.


And I just call him by his name..lol.
Reply:honey
Reply:puffin
Reply:Pokey... it has multiple meanings...
Reply:********** :)
Reply:I have a partner?
Reply:Boo Boo Kitty F*ck.Sorry,it just popped into my head.I just watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Reply:Vise Grips
Reply:Snuggle Bug.
Reply:I never named either of my hands. You have any suggestions?
Reply:Babe, Honey, and some times at night Oh God.
Reply:dr hook
Reply:fat boy.....


(he knows what i'm talking about............)


:D
Reply:Destroyer of all my dreams.........it's a little long, but I get all warm and fuzzy every time I call her it..
Reply:my bf calls me midget... lool.. he's so mean to me. I just call him by his name.. cuz if i try to call him anything Im sure he'd come up with some other mean names for me.. haha..
Reply:i call him my chunkii butt lol %26lt;3